OSLO,
SHMOSLO! WITH "FRIENDS" LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS "PEACE"?
I can hold back no longer... I decided that the time had come
to make a website about what's really going on here in Israel.
Especially when it comes to Israeli politics. Ignore the BBC, take no
notice of CNN. Laugh at the New York Post! Here you are getting it straight
from real people who understand what's going on in Israel.
This page
was going to deal mostly with thorny issues that affect modern Israel,
and some of the difficult questions that faces anybody wanting to live
here. The Oslo "Peace Process", Conscription and the
role of the IDF in society, Social Cohension, and much, much, more.
Our editorial policy is not like not Haaretz, Maariv, The Jerusalem
Post, or the Israel Broadcasting Authority. ISRAELWORLD will not follow
anybody's "party line".
But because
of the intifada (arabic word apparently meaning "Yasser's
pointless armed struggle in which everybody loses out when he could
have had it all for free at Camp David, the idiot!"), the subject
matter has been changed to reflect this new reality of daily life in
Israel. Essentially, in these times, you feel lucky to still be alive
at the end of each day, and wonder how many of your friends will be
dead by this time tomorrow. It's no exaggeration - colleagues at my
office, and friends who work elsewhere in Jerusalem have lost relatives,
friends and workmates in the last year, and when we hear that the palestinians
are the "victims", nobody knows whether to laugh or cry! When
you reach that point, you have to try to laugh, and this site will attempt
to inform you in an entertaining way, even if most of the humour is
very dark. But don't surf away - there will be lighter moments too.
Some of the pages here are adapted from an earlier site of the same
name, but now the look and feel has been harmonised, and the material
updated. New material will hopefully be added frequently.
A word of caution:
Israelis (especially on the political "left") talk a lot about
"incitement". This
site is just legitimate fair comment. If anybody is offended,
they're probably in politics or corrupt big business. Please check your
prejudices at the door before entering...
Whatever you
think, I hope that you'll be entertained along the way.
Feel free to
send us feedback, and tell us what you like or hate about this site
- but please keep it polite, okay? We've had some disgusting anti-Semitic
and anti-Zionist hatemail, but that only shows that the pro-arab lobby
is usually incapable of making a rational case against an intelligent
argument. We'll always listen to a good, reasoned, debate - but be nice.
Regards,
JACOBSWORLD
Notice:
Jacobs World SCORNS those who believe in political advancement
through dirty tricks or assasination! We also set out
to mock the inflated egos of "fat-cat" politicians and hypocrites
who say one thing and do another, all at the expense of the Israeli
tax-payer! (And that just isn't helpful!)