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Some Chametz Related Humour?

You might say that with all the work involved, there's nothing funny about Chametz, or Pesach. Mrs. Jacobs certain agrees.  I beg to differ, so here's a few really bad gags on that very subject.  Of course, you'll have to annul them before Pesach, because they're all a bit corny!

Q.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:  To check for Chametz on the Other Side!

Q.  Why did Moishe Rabbeinu not encounter Hashem during Pesach?
A:  "For 7 days, your 'Cham Eitz'* shall not be seen"
*Cham Etz = Hot Tree = Burning Bush

More to follow...

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